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Staggo wrote on 15-02-2013 12:32 PM
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Macavity wrote on 15-02-2013 12:24 PM
This is the thing. This whole story sounds like a script from a movie.
Hi Mr Spielberg, I have this idea for a movie 'FALLEN HERO'. This child is born without any fibula, he makes the tough decision to have his leg amputated below the knee, but then overcomes to odds to not only make it to the Paralympics but also the first amputee to make it to the main Olympics and has the world at his feet- but the success turns to tragedy after his girlfriend is killed and he finds himself on trial for murder.
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Latex Zebra wrote on 28-02-2013 04:34 PM
God must be f*****g narcoleptic.
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Gabbar Singh wrote on 25-03-2013 05:36 PM
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Coops wrote on 25-03-2013 05:23 PM
I'm sorry Coops you didn't say that, I have made a mistake.
I'm sorry Coops. You didn’t say that. I am a mere mortal and made a mistake.
God forgive me.
I think this particular post needs to be immortalised.
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Quin. wrote on 02-04-2013 04:36 PM
Yes, because there is nothing i love more than when at work than to sit reading HF whilst i get bashed in the tonsils with man-love juice.
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skaramanga wrote on 12-06-2013 06:43 PM
You will never be as much of a tool as I can be
"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)