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fabio jones wrote on 13-04-2006 12:52 PM
I'm 24 and shit scared of the dark. I'm a big fucker and I look pretty mean but if I go into a forest at night I crap myself. Even my own shadow scares me. What's wrong with me?
Just turn around and shout at all the muggers and bogeymen to fuck off and leave you alone you big jessie
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gravitational pull wrote on 13-04-2006 12:57 PM
Good call and at least a bog roll to deal with the crapping part.
We should design a torch with a handy wet wipe dispener specifically for that eventuality.
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Fabio you poofter.
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BottleofWater wrote on 13-04-2006 01:06 PM
Or one with a butt plug on the end.
That's specific for the woods on Hamstead Heath.
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